he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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