If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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