He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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