Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
time to smoke my breakfast
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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