I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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