Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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