Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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