My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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