I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Randomize
