She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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