Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
The beer is more important than you right now.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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