you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
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