And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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