He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
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