what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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