one might say we're banned from that church
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
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