You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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