As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
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