Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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