just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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