Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
where are you?
Hypothermia
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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