Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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