You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
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