Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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