i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Randomize
