hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
So squirting runs in the family.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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