it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
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Oh Jesus.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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