you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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