How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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