can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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