Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
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