I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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