You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Fuck appropriateness.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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