Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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