escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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