can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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