Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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