What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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