69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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