Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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