You made me cry and you don't even care
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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