I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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