Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
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