Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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