is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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