i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
Randomize
