YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Operation Purity has been aborted
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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