my sisters under your porch take her home
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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