Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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