i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
