Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
