If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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