Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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