I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
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