My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Someone came in the potted fern
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
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