you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
When did angry sex become our thing?
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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